A new record for sleep and Jenna Jamison's orgasm

This is big: I woke up at 5:55am after stirring only once last night. My sleep has been awful for the last 9 months, but exceptionally awful since getting home from the hospital. I can only sleep on my back or right side, and in the early days, rolling to the side proved rather painful. Anyway, it has gotten progressively easier and to sleep for SEVEN straight hours with only one interruption is truly a sign of progress.


When I fired-up the Sirius, I caught the middle of Howard reading listener email. He read, "Artie's new mustache looks like the fucking janitor from 'Fractured Fairy Tales." Another said, "Tell Artie to shave that fuckin' push broom off his fat face.." I love it.

Not long afterward, the lovely Jenna Jamison made her way into the studio. After a rather insightful interview describing bathroom sex between [Jenna] and Jenny McCarthy, she agreed to straddle Howard's new Sybian machine. It works. It works well.


Whew - I almost forgot. Physically: 6.3 // Mentally: 6.8