Holy Cacophony

I am in the middle of listening to what might possibly the worst-sounding performance by the most-overrated band ever. The Rolling Coffins are playing the halftime right now and I'm not embarrassed for them - I'm angry.

What is that sound? And what is that sound? It's purely awful. Keith Richards is bent over playing the riffs from 'Satisfaction' like it's the most intricate finger exercise on guitar ever. It's so bad I wanna punch something. Mick Jagger sings every other word because he's so out of breath he can't manage any more.